Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Patrik the Vampire

This is Patrik. He is a vampire. He’s not the best at being a vampire (the whole creature of the night thing gets old after a couple centuries). He owns a big fluffy cat named Fifi. He likes to bake cookies and knit.
He tried to back a movie star, but is always cast as an extra.
He goes to Starbucks. A lot. He has become friends with the people who work there.
Well, at least with Becky. Becky was dating Brian. Brain is a jerk. So Patrik bit him. Brian is now crazy, murdering vampire who’s still a jerk. That was not what Patrick had intended at all.
My friend Becca and I came up with Patrik while waiting in line for a panel at CTN Expo.

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